Happy Everything by Ellen Weisberg

Er...

You want me to do the whole Holiday thing?

You're kiddin' me, right?

You want me to wade through snow 12-foot deep,

all the way to the mall, just so's I can

stand in line for hours and get kicked in the shins,

spat on, puked on, ripped off...

Bah Humbug by Ellen Weisberg

And as if that's not enough,

you want me to celebrate New Year?

Hellooooooooooooo, I like s-l-e-e-p-i-n-g....

Look, we just had Halloween....

And no, that is not a shallow grave in my backyard,

Then,

Thanksgiving!!!

I had to put up with Aunt Myrtle and Uncle Tom

and an all-out invasion just so's we could all be

force-fed greasy turkey and store-bought pie.

Geesh... I mean,

When is enough, enough???

OK... Let's compromise here...

HAPPY EVERYTHING!

Here's a ticket to Mars....

Satisfied?

Happy Everything by Ellen weisberg

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